July 28, 2016 • 1,312,197 notes

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

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July 28, 2016 • 324,770 notes

chessys:

i need 2 nourish my body so when i die i can contribute maximum nutrients to the trees

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July 28, 2016 • 168,669 notes

cantcontrolthegay:

reytheawakengay:

cantcontrolthegay:

i may be antisocial and unattractive 

but?

that’s all

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pakistan365:

this is terrible.

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weloveshortvideos:

#chicken

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July 28, 2016 • 99,402 notes

girlfig:

um that’s u’re* not ur

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July 28, 2016 • 134,054 notes
dangergays: “ omfg ”

dangergays:

omfg

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July 28, 2016 • 896,437 notes

datsenseofhumor:

pr1nceshawn:

Pretty simple solutions.

How much you wanna bet these are college kids

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whiskey-and-c41: “ fem-me-fatale: “ highkey-melanin: “ thehijabstylist: “ I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady. ” this needs to be on everyone’s dash… ” Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s...

whiskey-and-c41:

fem-me-fatale:

highkey-melanin:

thehijabstylist:

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

Michelle Obama 2020

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saddestblogger:

when u show love to your pet and they end up sitting on your lap but u got things to go do

image

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futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

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zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

image

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